12.11.02 - Its that damn guy again!!! - Ratslayr

This post is dedicated to all those people who just seem to get under your skin simply for just being!. We all know what im talking about. You can be sitting there, minding your own buisness when all of a sudden you hear the most annoying laugh, or the stupidest story, or hell, just looking at certain people can make you want to just get up and bitch slap them for being the moronic ugly people they are.. I know that sounds bad, but come on, search deep inside your self and no matter how perfect you are, there is always at least one person you would like to slap the shit out of for fun.. Hell, maybe it will be a wake up call for them and they will see the errors of their ways.. For me, I think its those people that are diehard obsessed with something that get under my skin. The people on the game DiabloII that no matter how long you play will pull out the "newb" card and accuse you of being a newbie. I mean shit, I bought the collecters addition before it came out!. And second of all, the game has been out for so many years that nobody is buying it new anymore, so hence there are very few, if any newbs on B-Net. Newb that bitch!. l337 w007, GAY!. Next are those people who just live, eat, and sleep a certain thing ranging from the evil Starwars to video games. Granted, I love video games, I'm not about do devote my entire life to the. Welcome to the real world, Just because your sorceress is level 50 doesnt mean that im not 6'4" 200lbs and could kick the crap out of you. Get a job and quit your whining. Next we have the stupid fat chicks. Not just the normal fat chicks, and although matt would smack me for this, I dont mind, and often times can get along with, your typical fat chich who doesnt hit on you and is pretty normal. What I can't stand is the typical fat chick who either for confidence or a state of paranoid delusion think hey actually look "good" or "Sexy" in normal chick clothes. But thats another story... The list goes on... So here you have it. Maybe you too will just think of those people you want to smack around. Maybe we can start an entire new world order where stupid people get slapped around.. Ahh takes me back to the counter-strike days... If only life could have Admin Rights!.. -Rat

09.11.02 - The ever passing moment - Elfstomper

Time flys. It seems that every time you open your eyes, you have to go to the bathroom. Now its okay to go to the bathroom, but every time you do so another part of your life comes to a close. Remember when you woke up this morning and went to the bathroom? Well guess what? Your wonderful sleep you got the night before is now part of the past, never to be known again. Remeber going to the bathroom after hearing that great joke? Well you will never laugh at that joke the same way again, its in the past, and isn't funny anymore. Remember when you worked real hard to get that hot bitch in your bed for a night of wild n' crazy sex and all your work payed off? Well guess what , you went to the bathroom after that, so its over! all the work wont be remembered anymore, the feeling cant last , and open the bathroom door jimmy! shes taking off with your wallet!!!! Going to the bathroom servess a system to help the body function. However its also the end all to any given situation. If we were all created by god, then god is a cruel cruel individual. I personally belive that we were created by a mad dinosaur scientist bent on global domination. Well guess what Dr. Sauron, your wish came true, we took over. Dr. Sauron was a genious in his day , but i still wonder, why did he give us the characterisics of joy and enthusiasm only to have them taken away by going to the bathroom? Damn you Dr. Sauron! Damn you and your evil ways! I hope your on display right now in some mueseum being squaked at by a bunch of harry potter loving five year olds. The same five year olds that you helped create Dr. Sauron!!! If this concept is hard for you to understand, just look at it like this: Johhny!!! dont break the seal! dont do it johhny!!... No thats not your frind steve being a drunken retard at a party. That is the voice of the god of happiness spoken down through your friend. Breaking the seal, also known as going to the bathroom, can drastically hinder your ability to have a good time. As you go to the bathroom, the sweet sweet juices of the Hooch (bryan 2002) leave your body, sending you to the next chapter of your life. Not that of a drunken tanked up individual who loves life and all its glory , but to that of your pre-drunk state plus a headache and a severe loathing of light. Going to the bathroom has closed chaper 21,456 of your life, a sweet chapter, and opened chapter 21,457 , a boring miserable chapter. Some may call this alcoholism. Some may call it fate. I tell those people to shove a tractor trailer's load of dookie and socks in their mouths and SHUT IT!. This is clearly a plead to humanity. My manifesto to the world. BAN THE BATHROOM! Live life the way it was meant to be lived, Be excellent to eachother, never break the seal and don't look back. The book of life has no chapters, and some cant even read. Some one give those people some Hooch! (bryan 2002) By the way , I am not responisble for any problems caused by not breaking the seal. If you need help breaking the seal , laughing usually helps. Go to this website and take a look at the greatest T shirt man has ever seen. tshirt hell AMEN! ELF

24.10.02 - Why nintendo is getting the HIV - Ratslayr

Ok. I personally am a big fan of the game cube. The thing rocks and us awesome competition for most of the other systmes out ther.. The only problem is that they just dont get it. Take Zelda for example. They Finally get the game cube, a system that is capable of graphical wonders and instead of using it to its full protential and make a realistic world, they revert to 8 bit cartoon graphics and make link out to be some puny dragonball character who is no more intimidating than a cucumber. [Then again cucumbers can be scary if used the right way... but thats another story].. Anyway, so they have a demonstration of the gamecube's powress and show you an amazing clip of link, full hair flow, finger manipulation, and just pure kick ass, but instead of using this godly link, they think of the G rated crowd and go with the link that has the HIV. C Ok, Next we have mario. The only thing that comes to mind is a quote from a friend that is diehard mario.. "Yeah I played mario sunshine... I just couldn't get into it!". Everything in the Nintendo world seems to be more concerned about 7 year old children than the pure technological genious that entails it.. Odds are you will ever see anything like Grand Theft Auto on gamecube, but if you have a G rated mind.. you may end up finding "The Lion King's Flower" or something like that... Then again they do have their rare times of cool game like smashbrothers, but even that only goes so far as kung fu.. No blood.. WHERES THE BLOOD.. Maybe nintendo will follow the trends of meaningless violence and coolness of playstation2 or X-Box.. but then again, maybe they would rather an audience of 5 year olds than the general public..

21.10.02 - Why chicks are like magnadoodle - Elfstomper

Ok, right off the bat, I'm going to let you in on a little secret... Your not actually going to find out why chicks are like magnadoodle in this post. You will however find out a little something something about the water of the gods, VODKA. For the millions and millions in attendence who know, Monday night is my vodka consumption night. Why? because every monday night, Joe goes to his girlfriends room and ratslayr and jeff go to sleep at 12:30. Together? Its questionable but not completely out of the question. I can tell you this however, that bob makes one mean oreo cookie cake. Back to the vodka. It is always about an hour after this utter aloneness that I decide my monday night would be much more entertaining if instead of there being just me, that there are three of me. Vodka makes this happen you see. I dont know if the other "me" people are actually in the room , but OHH rest assured, you can hear them. Now these voices dont command me to kill people or plot a hostile takeover of a neighboring town or anything, but they do make their demands. These demands are the same every monday. Cooler Ranch Doretos and either Lord of the Rings or Robin Hood on TV. Last week I angered one of the voices when I told it that we were out of Doretos and only had Pirate Booty. In his rage, he demanded that I eat the Pirate Booty then follow it through with carrots and banannas (he also lead me to create my now famouse carrot and bannanna shake, but thats another story all together) while snacking on raw cranberries in the mean-time. In general I dont like this particular voice, because hes an asshole. If I am able to stay awake through my Monday feature vodka induced film experience, I will go outside for a cigerette while I throw skeet (clay targets) off of my third floor balcony in an effort to hit the street, I always miss, but at least they break cool. The next morning I usually have to go to the bathroom. This break isnt really vodka related, its just that I always have to go to the bathroom in the morning, Its like, During the middle of the night , all my body can remember to do is work on building up piss. I wish I could sleep and get my research papers done, that would rock. Hey ! 3 heads are better then one right? Mabey vodka can help! Ok , being that its monday night , the voices telling me to watch Robin Hood are valid in my book . Goodnight TV land. -----------------------------------------ELf

21.10.02 - lotsa crap! - reptillikus

Well, ive been meaning to make another post here for about a week now, but ive been just too busy to get around to it. 2 Saturdays ago (oct12) was the trail ride at Paragon Adventure Park in Hazleton, PA. Im still writing up an article on that, and i currently have about 40 pics to go with it, and more are on the way. The monday after i started my new job, which is far superior to any previous jobs, and as a bonus, im actually working full time again! Woo! Thursday was my bday, and bryan and matt went out and bought me new tires for the truck! 35*12.5 Goodyeat Wrangler MTR's!!! Killer tires, cant wait to get 'em mounted! And two days ago (Saturday) was danny/christine's wedding. Yeesh! Oh yeah, i also added pics of paul's car, and a link to pics/info on mike's car (seeing as he already has all of it typed up on his site). These are available in the 'wheels' section. Hopefully i will have all of this finished and online by the end of the week, but we'll see

19.10.02 - just another useless saturday night - Bryan

so my morning kicks off like almost any other morning, except for the fact that i wake up, and i'm not at home. see, i spent friday at a friends house. so it's kinda not like any other night... so yeah, friday night was fucking weird too. of course, i'm the only person who has any hooch. so everyone flocks to me as if i were a god of some sort...well, i am a mythical mother fucker. anyway, i'm letting everyone drink from my fountain of hooch, cause i'm a nice guy. well, i like to make everyone feel bad, because i'm the only one with a full time job ( a real job at that, not workin at like wendy's or somethin) so i always make everyone else feel like an ass, cause i've got a little money to throw around time and again. so this one kid, gets drunk off his ass, but it's cool. by this time, i've already had my fun (it's like 1:30 in the mornin) so i'm lyin on the couch, cause i haven't had a day off in a month, so i'm naturally tired after getting up at 6 am every day for the past four weeks. then all of a sudden this kid passes out. now everyone else already smoked the reefer. i don't smoke that shit, it makes you retarded like you have the HIV. weed has the ghey. so anyway, they were smoking the marijuana ciggarettes, and then they were drinkin off my hooch. so when the kid passes out, everyone starts laughing, and trying to make him wake up. i chose not to move from my comfortable position on the couch. as it turns out, the kid has a herroin addiction, and was going through withdrawals while being drunk... so he'd pass out for a few minutes, and then all of a sudden wake up, stand up look around like he's got his balls on hot coals, and pass out again. so i'm pretty much like "fuck this dude, i'm trying to get some sleep" so as it turns out, he lives through the night, i moved off the couch, and into a bed, and woke up the next mornin ready to go home. so anyway, onto the saturday night: i'm sittin here on my 'pooter, readin my Truckin' magazine, when my buddy IM's me and asks me to go to his bands show tonight, i hesitate with the "yeah, i'll go" cause i don't have any gas in the truck or the ambition (or money) to go watcn a band play where the singer sounds like he is saying "frog" over and over again (he does that high pitched hardcore scream thing). but, as it turns out, my buddy is also going to go to the show, so i say i'll go. meanwhile, after the show i'm supposed to go to another friends house, to have a birthday celebration. another shingdig, where i'm sure i'm the only one with hooch. but anyway, i go to my buddies house, we decide tro get some free ice cream before we head out to meet up with the band and drive to the show. now, the dude told me that the show was a 40 minute drive away, but my buddy informs me that the show is actually an hour and twenty minutes away. no wonder the dude told me it was 40 minutes away, i woulda told him "no" if i knew it was 80 minutes away. so we end up following the band (who traveled in two cars) to the show. now, to start things off with a bang, we loose them right after we leave the house. so they call and tell us where to go and meet up with them. we meet up with them and find out that they were going in the most completly wrong direction, so they turn around and start heading in the right direction. my buddy and i decide that we really dont want to go, dont want to drive an hour and a half to hang out in a cafe and watch a local hardcore show, so we decide just to turn off the parkway (it was that far away, that we needed to get on the parkway) and go home. so after a few "where are you?" phone calls we turn off, and head back to my house. our plans were to inform them that i got us lost, by not paying attention to the signs due to the "go suck a fat cock" text messages i was sending to them using my buddies cellphone, which also ended up killing the battery. so we "drove around the parkway for a few hours" (hint hint wink wink nudge nudge know what i mean, know what i mean). but in reality, we went back to my house, i ate a cheese sandwhich, and we wathed Back to the Future part II. then we decided that we were going to go to that shindig i mentioned ealier. so, we're off... 5 minutes down the road, we decide we don't want to go to the shindig, so we go to my buddies house. after that we decide to get some food and go visit his sister in college. we get a pizza on the way up, and end up eating it before we even get to her dorm. my buddy was talking to her on his cell phone, she tells him that she is at the Visitors Center, and then he gives me the phone, and i start talking to her, and i hang up the phone with the intention of meeting up with her at her dorm. i chose not to tell my buddy that we were supposed to meet up with at the dorm and Not the visitors center. so naturally, when we get to the visitors center and he starts looking for her, i chime in and tell him that we were supposed to meet her at the dorm. he gets mad, cause we passed the dorm on the way to the visitor center.. any whoo. we get to the dorm, and he ex-boyfriend pretty boy faggot decided to visit her. i dont like the clean cut sunova bitch. so i'm ready to go back home, before the night even starts. but i'm not an ass all the time, so i let it slide, and the four of us procede to her dorm. now, apparently she got invited to this party. so we wait for her roomate and her group of wankers to meet up, and we all go to this fag party drinkathon. when we get there, we all start walking up to the fat kid who is "guarding" the door. some wanker kid tells me i'm not gonna get in. i don't even look at him, and i say "yes i am" and sure enough i get in. this stupid mother fucker actually wants to get into the party and he can't. i dont even want to be there, and i can get in. immediatly, it's packed with drunked homo's. the apartment complex is fucking hot as balls and full to the top. no room to move. i throw the secret code word to my buddy that has a secret meaning of "i'm ready to leave" while i type this, the current secret word is "chalk" so i start saying "chalk" as we push past drunk fools playing beer pong like it's the fucking winter olympics. i tell ya, these people got the ghey like they belong in the special olympics. the beer isnt even free, you have to pay for a can. i look at my buddy, i say chalk, and we tell his siter we're outta here. sure enough as we are walking out the door, john Q law pulls up in about 4 PoPo SUV's "perfect timing" i say as we walk past them. i tell ya. i got the Big Man Upstairs lookin out for me. see, cause He knows i hate ghey drunken college parties, so he's like " bryan, i know tou want to leave, cause i'm gonna make the cops pull up in like a minute to arrest all these underage dirnkers" so naturally I'm like "ok, lets roll" just as the police show. so i'm telling ya, the big man is lookin out for me. and no doubt, on the way back to the car, i find a book of matches on the ground! which, to me is cool, cause i didn't have a lighter, and i really wanted a ciggarette. so there He is again, lookin out for me. god felt bad that i had to put up with stupid college drunk people who got the HIV, so he slipped me a book of matches. god's the shit. did i mention he lives in my basement? no? ok, well, he does. wel play video games. but yeah, so long story short (haha, too late for that) never drive over 30 minutes to go to a "local band" show. it's just not worth it. don't bother going to a college drinking party if you have to pay for beer. don't let people mooch off your hooch. cause remember, You are the alcoholic, You are the one who needs it. They just want o get trashed because they got the HIV. You need it so you can drown your sorrows and get a decent nights sleep. and oh yeah, always carry your Buck Knife with you, cause hey, you enver know when you might have to kill something, gut it, and skin it. plus, when people ask you if thats a knife, and you say yes, and pull out a knife that is wider than some of these college whore's stomachs, people tend to leave you alone. but hey, i've already wasted enough of your time. and if you dont mind, I've been drinking while I wrote this, and it's time for me to go downstairs and play some video games with God. i just bought Armored Core 3. the big man really wants to try it out, plus we have a big tournament goin on with Super Smash Brothers Melee. i tell ya, God can really whoop ass with Princess Peach.

02.10.02 - my weekend, whether you like it or not - reptillikus

friday i got to meet In Flames, and most of Sentenced at vintage Vinyl. That was cool. Ran into Mikael (vocalist, Dark Tranquillity) and got to speak with him for a minute or so, too. later that night i got to see them all in concert! Dark Tranquillity kicked major ass. Being the first band on, they only got about 30-40 minutes, but it was still amazing. The new stuff went over great live. Um, Final Resistance, Monochromatic Stains, The Treason Wall, Format C: for Cortex, White Noise/Black Silence, and i think Single Part of Two. This only left them time for a couple other songs, though. Fortunately, they also kicked ass: Punish My Heaven, Zodijackyl Light and The Sun Fired Blanks. The band was definitely diggin the crowd, and it looked like they had more fun at the show than the crowd did, whichis saying alot, cause they went over really well. i was surprised by the fact that everyone seemed to know all the words for every song. Quite an amazing sight. Sentenced were pretty good, but in my opinion, the new stuff didnt go over so well live. The best songs they played were off of Down. Definitely too down-tuned and mellow of a set for a live show. Killswitch Engage were good for about the first three songs, but then they got veerry boring. Definitely too long of a set. In Flames! What can you say? Well, im not a real big fan of the new album, and i dont think the new stuff worked that good live. The rest was good, as usual, but they didnt play Moonshield! Very disappointing, that song just kicks soo much ass live. Oh yeah, and its kinda odd seeing Anders sporting his new hair-do: dredlocks! I guess the fact that they all wore white-collar shirts didnt help to make it any less odd, either. Overall, the show kicked ass, but Dark Tranquillity was by far the best band of the night. Saturday was the swap meet! Rather then go on about all the walking we did, lemme just say this: We found a cool bumper and light rack (complete with lights) for the Project:Jimmy. And we walked alot. No, really. It was alot. Sunday i went down to pennsy to help bob (of Rockdawg's fame; also known as OrcusOmega) to assist him with some work on his jeep. Lemme tell ya, this is the sickest jeep ive ever seen in person. Sits on top of 35*14.5 interco boggers, and has all the right equipment to safely spin 'em. If only i couldve been able to pick up his new rear d.s., we mightve been able to finsh it that day. Oh well, just gives me another excuse to go back! (heh heh heh). Oh yeah, at one point in time, he rolled one of his wheels down in front of mine. looked fucking cool as hell next to my truck! Must.....get....bigger....tires!

26.09.02 - A Sudden Revival of Gayness and Bad TV - Elfstomper

Anyone pissed off? Do you want to be? Just follow these 3 easy steps and you will be pissed off faster then a drunken racehorse’s urologist, guaranteed. Its simple, if you have a television with basic cable , you’ll be pissed off in no time. Here are my super simple instructions. First find out when the new He-Man Series is playing, and Tune in. I keep hearing from people how great it is that He-Man is back, and how we can finally achieve world peace because ORKO is floating around precariously just as he had when we were kids. Is the show really as good as everyone is saying? Curious; I decided to give it a look. While watching, I suddenly realized why this show had gotten the hype. PURE NOSTALGIA!!!!! Sure, it’s animated in a more technologically advanced way, but lets be realistic, the show f*ck*n sucks. Aside from Orko, The characters are all around boring, and the story lines wouldn’t even make decent bathroom reading. I was a huge fan of he-man when I was 5, but let’s face it, I had the mind of a 5 year old. Now I am 22 and all my 22 year old friends are ranting and raving about it. I guess I finally have grown up. This show pisses me off, because like Fun-Dip, it will be taken off the “Holy shit, I loved that!” shelf and added to the “Holy shit! I can’t believe I F*ck*n loved that shit, I’m such a tool” shelf. And to top it all off, why did they have to get in on the gay rights issue? Now personally, I believe that the gay community should, and will have all the rights they deserve, but why did they have to choose skeletor as their figurehead? He went from being the most evil villain I remember to that annoying gay kid that would always talk about what guy he blew last night in study hall. Unfortunately, the gay kid was no where near as flamboyant at skeletor (yeah the guy with the skull for a head is now. They should have kept this show in the 80’s where it belongs. Second, turn on ZOIDS on cartoon network. I understand that this is one of those shows that you need to see every show to understand the story, However, you can tune in a get a good idea about what you will expect in every episode because they are all identical. I’ve seen 5 episodes of this show and they all start and end the exact same way! First 10 mins -- Sit around like a dumb-ass and wait for raven. Second 10 mins -- Build up audience attention by contemplating the massive final attack. Third 10 mins -- Fail Horribly at attack, get ass kicked, Have friends help for a second and realize they are worthless, Try attack again and have it work while the enemy is slightly phased and runs away. What’s going to happen tomorrow? Save yourself the time and read above, it’s the same thing!! (unless you actually want to get pissed off Third and most annoying: Turn on sponge-bob square-pants. This is probably one of the single most hyped up show on television. Why?, because Americans become exasperatingly retarded when they see a poorly drawn, walking talking cartoon sponge. It wears clothes. It has a voice so annoying that it makes the Glad bag spokeswoman sound like Aretha Franklin. Its name is bob, which for some reason, gives everyone else in the world free reign to call every other bob you see “spongebob”. Finally and most importantly, I will laugh at anything, even paper falling off my desk, however I was hard pressed to so much as smile at this piece of garbage. In closing , who ever watches this show should sue nickelodeon for therapy and mental anguish damages, and who ever writes, or created this show, should be beaten for 2 strait years then studied by psych majors, while undergoing electro shock therapy. Ahh, I hope this post can help piss you off, If not, then PISS OFF!!!!! -ELF

20.09.02 - Beer Zombies and Group M - Ratslayr

Did you ever sit around and wonder why you see absolutely nothing interesting about a certain activity? I have started to notice these things lately as the new group of Freshman enter our college. Ill give you a bit of background. Its a nice day.. Everyone is oot and aboot. The first party of the year is tonight. GREAT! we get to go and see the people we used to chill with last semester.. Maybe kick back on the couch, and drink some mikes. So we go about our day, waiting for night to fall... But little did we know that another vile vile group of creatures were awaiting the same thing... Slowly they creep from their dens of evil in groups of 15 or more.. Their chant fills the air.. "beeerrr.... beerrrr... sex... beerrrrr". We arrive at the party, ready to socialize and relax, but to our dismay, the door is blocked by a line of 1000 freshman zombies.. "beerrrrr... beeerrrr". Of corse, being the analytical person I am, i sit by the door and watch these creatures buying their beer cards.. The funniest aspect about this was the look on their faces as they approach the brother. The majority have a worried [but im going to get in trouble] look on their faces.. The greed and evil spreads amung the foaming freshman. I can take no more. No longer can we simply party, knowing everyone around. No, the world was taken over by the 120% freshman increase.. Now this reminds me of bryans post.. Personally i dont see the big deal about drugs and alcohol. Ive tried it, dont care for it, and i certainly am not going to base my life around it. so Group M, [which i figured out by the way bryan hehehe] You can have your cult, but leave the good parties to the professionals..

17.09.02 - kids these daze - Bryan

i should be in bed why aren't i? i'm talking to an old friend. now lets get some back story before we jump into things. i used to smoke the marijuana ciggarettes and drink the hooch. ooh, i loved the hooch...sweet sweet hooch...ahh. where was i? oh yes sweet hooch. no wait, before that. ahh yes, i loved the hooch...no wait! before that too. as i was saying i did my fair share of illegal stuff, and i had some friends of mine. lets call them Group M. now, group m was always on my ass about my smokin and drinkin. but hey, i was young. i didn't care about stuff like that. i was in my second year of high school. who cared who did what? certainly not me. but then all of a sudden group m was disconnected from my life. good for me. i ended up cleaning myself up telling myself that group m was right, and i didnt need that stuff to have fun. the whole works. blah blah. no up to the future: group m is a bunch of drug crazed college kids! what a turn of events here. after all their strict warnings about my drinking the hooch (sweet hooch) and smokin the refer, here they are doing shots of everclear while smoking huge fatty blunts. telling me stories of exstacy crazed night, abnd how shrooms made one of them hot. what happened? these were a bunch of good natured well behaved girls that were yelling at my even if i smoked a cigarette. now they totally turn themselves around and i feel like i should be telling them that shrooms and acid and all that stuff isn't good for them. but then i remember to back in the day (when i loved the hooch (sweet hooch) ) i didnt care, so why would they? so i keep my mouth shut. and when i hear them laugh their asses off that one of them set their hair on fire one night because they were high as a kite and ask me if i think it's funny. i look at them with pity, give a little laugh, and feel bad for america. because these are the people that are going to run our country. in short: hooch sweet hooch

17.09.02 - formula for getting ahead in life..... - reptillikus

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ? Or giving it 110% ? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, how about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you.