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Don't question or second guess me.
I just know it.
Accept it.


I realize this isn't funny. It's not supposed to be funny. These are good rules to learn...morals to follow...advice to consider.  Take time out of your schedule to reflect on the things I teach you.

Pot seeds are not a source of food
Standing outside in the rain, naked, isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Washing your truck in the pouring rain, to save water, doesn't work.
Drinking a lot of Nyquil with Dayquil induces the Pink Narcotic Bunnies to visit.
A closet is not a good romantic spot to bring the ladies.
Bad smelling milk does not mean "drink it all now so it isn't wasted."
Fingers can break when impacting on hard surfaces.
If a woman says she isn't mad at you, she lies.
Not all skins are racist.
Hooked on Phonics worked for me.
Chicken scratch is not a viable form of penmanship.
If you think they want to be more than friends, you should be flogged for your ignorance.
Kissing, unlike riding a bicycle, will require training wheels if you do not take rides often. Sometimes you have to learn the whole thing over.
Automobile windshields will break when the Rear View mirror is whacked into the window.
You could buy a used Geo with the money required to buy certain windshields.
Smoking kills, but so does living

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