29.08.01 - PEOPLE = SHIT -JeZtYr

Allright, i figured since I just got the long long long awaited SLipknot followup CD, entitled, IOWA, I would review, cause everyone knows slipknot rules, and if you don't think so, well you can just blow me. First of the CD is definately heavier than the first CD, you don't have songs that have actualy singing on it anymore, relaly, the softest Corey gets is talking in a violent fashion, which is all good, but some songs are jsut the shit with some singing thrown in the mix. The experimental songs on the CD are well pretty much experimental, you can definately hear a more evil influence on the CD, like everyone gets their imput instead of jsut a few members writing the riffs with Corey singing. This is also the first album that half the members weren't changed in the middle, well not half but Slipknot fans should know what I mean. Well instead of just reviewing the enitre CD, I'll do a track by track rundown, and really waste forensick.net's memory, mwahahaha. allright here we go. (515) - opener track no words, cool as shit though, sounds evil as hell, kinda sets the mood to the CD, lots of grunting and stuff in the background, definately cool People=Shit - This song is pretty good, of course it's gonan be everyone's favorite except for maybe Left Behind or Heretic Anthem, which I personally like both of those, but you know how the common knot fan is, well gay, and this song fits right in with that, heavy, but still a gay favorite anthem type song, like wait and bleed was or even surfacing, this is a mix between surfacing's chorus and Spit it Out Disasterpiece - This song is one of my favorites on the album, it gets kind of weird at the chorus, but the chorus is funny as hell "Noises, noises, people make noises when they're sick" HAH how can you NOT laugh at that, this is kinda like (SIC) was on the first CD, this song is really cool, heavy and typical Corey vox. My Plague - This song is pretty good, really heavy, yet again, but kinda rappy, which is fine by me, but for hardcore metal fans, well they might like that, it also does have some singing on it, but it's kind alike, well, kind anot good, it fits the song, but the singing isn't the best., overall a decent song though. Everything Ends - The BEST song on this CD, this BETTER be a hit, this is like the best chorus, best (sic) guitars and everything it has all the emotion that SLipknot is and really shows it off, this could be a favorite due to it's memorable chorus and all, it's just plain cool. The Heretic Anthem - OK if you haven't heard this song yet, don't even buy the CD, this song is fucking sick as all hell, probably my second fave on the CD so far, but of course the stupid slipknot fags will overplay it and make it not good, this is like a punk song, slipknot style with a crazy ass evil chorus reminding you of the 6(sic)6ness. jsut fucking sick. Gently - This is a remake of a song on the Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat. CD. let me jsut remind everyone that well, this is nothing like the original, this is creepy, with barely noticeable guitars it's very eerie when you listen to this track, whispering and jsut plain old evilness going on, it does get heavy, but overall, jsut an instrumental, with some crappy whispering, kinda reminds me of scissors. Left Behind - pretty cool song this song WILL be the next wait and bleed, the closest to singing on it, it is heavy, don't get me wrong with that, but it's VERY radio friendly, like I said wait and bleed 2. The Shape - PRetty cool song, probably the most experimental, it's slow, groovey, but it's like quiet, except the chorus is pretty loud, some singing, but is drowned out by screeming, this track sound slike two different singers, but i think it's both Corey, screaming jsut gets thick during the chorus, pretty cool song though, it progresses nicely. I Am Hated - This is SPit It out 2, basically, rap, but does have a strong chorus I guess, heavy song, loopy guitars, not that great of a song, but Spit it Out isn't my favorite either, so go figure. Skin Ticket - Not that good, kinda like gently is on this CD, whispering when there is singing, jsut talking crap, oh well, not that good, cool chorus though, but that's about it, eerie song, if you're into that, it's all good, some parts pick up, but you know how that is. New Abortion - This song is really cool, definately slipknot with the experimental sick sounding guitars, grunting, screeming, you know how it is, kinda rappy, but I guess that's slipknot, cool chorus in that they drown half of it, it's really fucking cool this song. Metabolic - This song is pretty cool, new abortion, but a bit different, kind of punkish, it's speedy guitars, just really quick, and quick screeming, it could've past for a punk song if Slipknot didn't infect it's sound upon the song, jsut the guitars n this are so Slipknotty. Iowa - Well you wanted it, you got it Scissors part two, with NO hidden track, this track is soooo freaking long, no skips, not many words, eerie track again, kinda cool, but SOOOOOO fucking long, longer than my post, hah, but here ya go, Scissors two for all thos who want it. Well I must say this CD does definately kick ass, maybe not as good as their self-titled, but still sick and great, and plus if you go to Hot TOpic, you can get it for less than 15 bucks, so can't beat that, go buy now, the packaging is cool as hell too, kind alike Tools lateralus, but not quite, it's got the memebers on this clear type paper with the lyrics on it and all, it's kind alike this film, it's the stuff used in G//Z/Rs Plastic Planet CD, fi you know what I'm talking about, but colorized and everything, relaly cool. Like I said, i would definately pick this CD up, cause well it jsut rules, and don't you want to hop on the bandwagon, hey don't look at me everyone knows SLipknot will be the next Pantera, if not bigger, so I'm just doing my part, well catch you all later, and you better read my long ass psots, it's worth it.

29.08.01 - FEMALE NEWJERSEY DRIVERS -Elfstomper

The new issue that really annoys me is the irksome NJ Female driver. Ok , well to be fair, im not talking about your 85 year old grandma, or your 45 year old jewish mercedes toteing , virginia slims smoking , female-afro styled mother either. NO im talking about women age 17-30. befor i get to my point im gonna cite an example of what my problem is - The other day im tooling down the road in my "look at me! i drive a luxury, 15 years before i schould drive a luxury car" Ford explorer when i pull up to a light. The car next to me is a small silver eclipse with a sticker on the passanger window that read "BAD GIRL" so i glance over to find a very attractive 20-ish girl looking strait ahead. so i keep staring hoping shell glance my way, hair gusting behind here as she pulls her shirt up to expose her pierced nippels while blowing a kiss in my general direction, as all bad girls should. However this will not happen today, light turns green and she just goes. This pisses me off beyond all belief and i contemplate throwing it into 4 wheel drive and pushing her into oncoming traffic at the next light. But im a good guy, i just wanna see boobies, and i know this, so i dont. LADIES LADIES !!!!! THiS IS NEW JERseY! For christs sake If your gonna go driving around i wanna see more flashing! more provocative behavior! and for the love of god! dont buy a BAD GIRL sticker if your parents bought you an eclipse so you can drive to kmart to buy the new N'Sync album. Jeezus christ! ---ELFSTOMPER IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH GOD OR JEEZUS------------- although jesus plays a mean game of chess and beat me 5 times

29.08.01 - Angry or Crying On the Inside? -JeZtYr

I don't know if anyone's ever noticed this but all waitresses are evil. I LOVE diner food, but when you go to a diner you have to deal with some crazy lady who would probably be sitting home, bed ridden, popping out babies if she wasn't working at the diner, and god, they all ahve REALLY bad hair, or some sort of problem, and I can understand, fine they don't make that much, but you know, it's your job to treat people well when they eat, maybe they think that some young guy can't afford a tip or some shit, but to the contrary, shit, I probably make more than her and her bitch ass husband in a year, and you would think they would know what you're ordering, on top of that. You say something and if it's not the days special, they're all like what is that, God, they are dumb and evil. All I know is that if you don't like your job, you should've finished high school instead of going straight into the food services, aka, HO-ing yourself at the dinner table, how cheap.

28.08.01 - college -Bryan

it seems nowadays everyone going to college to get away from me, i mean learn more stuff. i feel left out so i'm going to express myself in haiku form. college sucks my ass stole my friends away from me communist bastards i miss my friends, i want them back, but the communist reds have taken them from me so i'm going to express myself in haiku form. damn commy bitches stealing peoples friends away why won't you all die death is a tricky dealie. dolphins are smarter than people, but they are dumb and get stuck in nets. people are also stuck in the nets of society. so dolphins and people are technically equal so why don't they get buried in cemetaries? this bothers me so i'm going to express myself in haiku form. smart dolphin swims by commy fishermen appear dolphins are not smart i think intelligence is a good thing, more people should be smarter. i think they need to learn more so i'm going to express myself in haiku form. smart people are good extend your education so go to college it seems nowadays everyone is going to college to get away from me, i mean learn more stuff. i feel left out so i'm going to express myself in haiku form...

28.08.01 - Damn Punks in Their Trucks and Road Rage... -Ratslayr

Hey i dont know man, I was driving my cousins small red car the other day when i pulled up to a light.. Damn man.. this old woman gave me the finger and then proceded to do the nasty with her cane.!!! HOW SICK IS THAT.. so i decided to speed past her to get her out of view. A Few miles down the road some asshole in a huge truck almost hits me.. so i glour at him and speed away.. All of a sudden he tails me and startd bucking his truck.. I mean MAN, LEARN TO DRIVE Crazy Manalapan Drivers...

27.08.01 - road rage -reptillikus

Last saturday i witnessed (experienced) a case of 'road rage'... I was at a traffic light on rt9, where it is three lanes wide. I was the first car in the right lane. Next to me are two others. When the light turns green, i naturally take my foot off the brake, and step on the gas. but before i could get my foot down on the gas, i heard a car honk to my left. So we three pull away. Immediately, a small red car tears out of the left lane (apparently he was the second car in that lane) cuts off the person in the middle lane, and then swerves (!) right for the car in the left lane, forcing them to smash down on the brakes, and swerve to the left, almost hitting the concrete divider. He then speeds away. It was then that i noticed that it was a little old lady driving the car that he swerved at. What the fuck is that?! Is he trying to give her a heart attack? This pissed the hell out of me. damn fucking punks think theyre hot shit in their puny little cars. It actually made me mad enough to floor it,and race down the highway after him. i caught him at the next light. He was the first car. I was screaming down the road, and slammed on the brakes at the last possible minute. Well, it scared the shit out if him and his girlfriend, because i came up on them really fast, and the was so close up their ass that i couldnt even see the very bottom of the re4ar windshield, let alone the trunk. The kid was looking at me like i was some punk, ahd he was pissed, but it only made it worse when the light turned green. he pulled away, but i stayed on his ass, pumping the gas so as to make the truck buck forward at him. IT was great! the looks on their faces as the constantly looked back at me were priceless! Maybe now he'll think twice before he fucks with someone again. Next time i wont stop I witnessed another case of road rage going to work last friday. Soe guy in his pathfinder swithed into the left lane, only some guy in his s-10 didnt want him to, so he sped up, and then slammed on the brakes. he then switched into the right lane, and started swerving at him! Forcing him into the grass median. Whne he switched lanes, this asshole did it again. And again. And again. Then, when they got to a light, he was hanging out of his window screaming, and spitting on the pathfinder!!!What the fukc is that! Then, when the light goes green, the swerves again, and tries to fit his car into the lane with him! (of course he couldnt). And off they go! The moral: Buy a big truck so that no one will fuck with you, and you can fuck with everyone else

	27.08.01 - State of the Web (site) Address -reptillikus
	Site update: The new layout is 99% comlpete, with only a small items left to change, so the new design will be up this week. In the meantime, the onyl way to contact anyone will be through me, but after the new layout is up you will be able to directly email anyone in particular.

27.08.01 - Welcome Back, Mr.Kotter -JeZtYr

Hey people whats up, just writing to say it's cool that Rept set up this for us to write and all, my names mike or jeztyr or whaatever you wanan call me, and i guess I'll be writing a bunch of crap on here pretty often so get used to it, and just to comment about the whole auto stick thing, racecars have autoshifters and well, umm I'd take one anyday, in fact I do own one, mwahahaha, so before you go judge how shitty an auto is, learn how cool it reall is. ha. well whatever, just figured I'd introduce myself, and get out of here, oh yeah ,my email is lungz5@siclife.com. peace, Mike

26.08.01 - the week -reptillikus

Too much has gone on recently to tell, but ive got some time, so ill tell you anyway..... About two weeks ago, i sold an outboard motor on ebay so some guy in minnesota! Can you believe it! he drove 18 hours to buy an outboard motor!!!.....So anyway, last week, we decide to take our pool, and switch it over from baquacil to chlorine..no biggie, but you have to get the baquacil out first, cause they dont mix. So you are supposed to drain the pool one third of the way, fill it back up again, and do it all over again, about four times. well, while i was at work, we aparently had a better idea....drain the pool all at once. So i get home, its empty, and they start filling it again. (note: i warned not to drain it all the way) So after one day of filling, everything seems ok. But when i get home from work on the second, i notuice something funny about the pool....the liner's gone! I walk up to it, and lo and behold! the liner fell into the pool!! So we had to get a new liner. Exit cash from outboard, enter new liner. It cost us about $900-something. Damn people never listen... the moral is....NEVER DO THAT!!! Then on saturday i spent 88 bucks on a new muffler and other small assorted parts for the truck, so my saturday afternoon was booked. But atleast the truck sounds good again... Next saturday i have to assist in a brake job on a friends blazer, sonce he is unfamiliar in the proper ways of doing it. At least he didnt try to do it himself...that couldve been a disaster. Hmm, i know there was more that i wanted to complain about, now what was it.....? Ah yes, now for the site update.... The new layout is coming along smoothly, hopefully by the end of this week it should already be up and running. And for you local viewers, no i have not forgot about c2k1. its coming....

25.08.01 - Sports cars and the effects on the american society -Ratslayr

I noticed something that really bothered me today. Myself and Elfstomper were shopping at a local WAWA when someone pulled up in a Jaguar. Under closer inspection i noticed a weird thing. The shifter was made to "look" like that of a Stick Shift, yet it was clearly an Automatic. (and no it was not one of those hybrid cars) Anyway, I asked myself.. Why in 9 hells would someone buy an expensive sportscar and insult themselvs as well as others by purchasing an AUTOMATIC!!! Can we say pussy? Geez take the time and learn stick, Shit pay me 100 bucks and i will teach the rich s.o.b!

25.08.01 - SAVE the children -Elfstomper

Hello everyone. Before i bring and important issue like this to light i would first like to take time aside to thank reptillikus for allowing me to speak, to you , the hardworking, god faring people of the internet. OK, with that being said, Did you know that there are thousands of sickly children in western Europe , Asia and Africa? These children are really sick. How sick? Very sick. Not only are they sick , but there children. Think of the children. Remember , Jesus loves you ....you, and the children. On my last trip to central africa,to see the children, I saw many rhinos. But that wasnt the purpose of my trip, my trip was the children, but i had to take in the occasional monkey along the way , i mean comon man! there monkeys! But it isnt all fun and games in africa, there are sick starving children. One child inparticular, named Tomicua, was particulllary indebted to me for giving him a candybar. I didnt need it though, hell, i sat on it on the plane all the way to africa any way. Me and Whoozits (which was my nickname for Tomicua)became close pals, untill he told me about his sickness. It was sad, all i could think to do to help the little guy was to pull my Shirt over my head to make a makeshift filter as I screamed in a shrill little girl voice " I DONT WANNA DIE"! what what Whooozits thinking, just cause hes sick dosent mean i had to be! But i was on a mission... And i did infact see many many monkeys. They rocked. Back in the states i thought what else could i do to help? THe answer... the internet. If you want to help the children , please send 50$ to me or reptillikus and he will give it to me, or i will give it to him , or itll go to the children directly and who knows mabey they will give it back to me, or him. Remember the children dont need a new DVD player, I do , so give money to the children . Rember your money goes to help the sickly children. Help SAVE THE childREN!!!! ***DISCLAIMER**** no money actually goes to "the children" ELfstomper is in no way affiliated with Jesus, Except that time they vacationed together in tahiti with that save the whales sham, i mean FUNDRAISER.