13.05.01 - reptillikus
I uploaded yet another graphic to my homegrown section, and I am continuing to update my layout.  I have more random images uploaded, as well.

Here is the much awaited answer to last weeks question:
Laparohysterosalpingooophorectomy - surgical removal of the female reproductive organs
God only knows why there is a name for this, and why it's so fucking long. (and for that matter, why the fuck do I even know this?)

Starting today, my bud mike will be adding his pearls of wisdom to this site.  This should be interesting....
13.05.01 - elfstomper
Sure there are many things that bother us on a day to day basis, but none are more annoying then the occasional Fat girl.  Overweight, Obese, chunky, big-boned, you can PC it all you want , I don't care, you're still FAT! Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I despise all fat people. Well maybe I do, but the worst kind is a fat girl that thinks she's skinny.  One such example comes to mind of just recently.  In the past I have expressed to friends and acquaintances my fetish for  girls who piece their nipples. I don't know why , but the first pierced pair I saw almost made me rupture my brain from sheer joy. Well this got back to a girl who herself is walking the road to fattown, and me being the fat magnet that I am, naturally attracted her. This girl, well call her 'R' for safety's sake, is well into the chunky stage. To further pound an evil image into your head i'll add that she has a bowl haircut, no neck and gums three sizes larger then a regular persons gums. Anyway , one day while walking to my friends dorm room , I saw her. First thing she said to me was, "Hey , I've got something you have to see!". All I could say was "ohh noo." No sooner then I said that in blatant view of anyone who wanted to see, she pulls her shirt up very slowly . What I saw next scared the crap out of me. 2 pierced boobs? no, it was more like 2 pierced Lumps, sagging ever so un-gracefully, like a plastic bag filled with  pork lo-mein. I thought if I stared at them long enough , noodles would start popping out of the holes.  Sadly the first thing I noticed in the midst of all this was her unusually pear shaped stomach. It reminded me of my friend bill back in 1995, before he grew up and lost weight.  This incident made me reconsider how I felt about nipple piercings. I think back to the first nice pair I ever saw and I just don't feel the same.  The moral here is, That fat people ruin everything. My advice is, if you're fat, Dress like a fat person and dont pierce your nipples because I for one, do not want to see it, and the rest of the human, and most animal, populations will thank you.
04.05.01
I finished a new graphic today.  Its actually pretty cool looking, despite the low-res thumbnail.  I also sorted them, so its not as much of a mess.  Coming soon will be an area full of odd images and fucked up pictures, for the time being  they will be located through the wallpapers section, until I update my flash sidebar

Today's quiz:
What does Laparohysterosalpingooophorectomy mean?
(yes is IS a real word)

This is so fucking true:
TOP 10 WAYS MICROSOFT WOULD CHANGE THE AUTO BUSINESS 
10. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
8. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automake-a first. 
7. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single 'General Car Fault' warning light.
6. Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads.
5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
4. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or Car NT-but then you would have to buy more seats.
3. Occasionally your car would die for no apparent reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.
2. Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you would have to buy a new car.
1. People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.

 
03.05.01
I forgot to tell you that Opeth is signing at Vintage Vinyl this Saturday at 4, and they will be giving away an autographed guitar, too!
02.05.01
It is way too fucking nice outside.  Its about 90° outside.  And it's only may 2nd!  
Anyway,  yesterday I went to Vintage Vinyl, so that I could show my brother how to get there, and man did I find some cool shit there.  First off, yesterday was the release date of the new Candiria cd, so the band was there in the store, and played a short five song set, right there in the store!  It was pretty cool.  But the cds are the cool stuff:
I got dark Tranquillity's album 'The Gallery', finally, after some searching (of course i could of ordered it online) which definitely kicks major ass, and everyone should own.  Now my collection is complete.  I also got the new Amon Amarth cd, 'The Crusher'.  I havent heard much of it yet, but it seems to be better than 'The Avenger', which in my opinion wasn't as good as 'Once Sent...' anyway.  I gave in to the trend, and got the new FF cd Digimortal (the digipak, of course).  This is definitely the worst cd FF have ever released.  Oh well.  I also got the jap. version of the In Flames cd 'Colony' with the bonus song 'Strong and Smart'  This is a killer song.  If you can find the import for a low price (I got it for 22 instead of the usual 40 for a jap cd) then you should.  And last, but Definitely not least... The new At the Gates cd (!!!).  Yes, you heard me right.  In all reality it is a 'best-of' with a couple demos and videos on it.  I have updated my At the Gates section to reflect it, so you can look there for info on it.


A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: 
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." 
27.04.01
The Old Bridge Raceway Park is having its bi-annual swap meet this weekend.  It runs from today (Friday) through Sunday.  This is good, but also very bad, too.  Its cool, there's a lot of shit, but man does the traffic suck.  I'm talking about bumper-to-bumper, dead stop traffic on every major road, highway, minor road, back road, dirt road, and driveway.  You have never seen traffic until you have seen this.  And it's spread across three towns, too.  What a nightmare.  There was even traffic today, (there usually isn't on Friday) which means that this should be a really busy crowded meet, which means more traffic. Ahh the joys of living near the race track...

here is something that my co-workers will get a kick out of, but you probably wont understand.  oh well...

This is something that I have been thinking about, since that summer is coming and all.  I have one of those backpacks....
Ban guns and you end up with drive by water-gun shootings.  Ban cars and what you end up with are walk-by shootings. With water pistols. Pretty messy, especially when the protagonists are using drench guns. Lecturers will come into the room wondering why the front row of desks are flooded. The local supermarket will sell out of its entire stock of weapons in a single afternoon, after which a continuing arms race will lead to people hauling backpack water tanks around with them. Others will be seen wandering down corridors looking as though they'd been caught in a heavy thunderstorm... but it's a sunny day. No one will dare enter a room without doing a terminator-style survey of the place. This will lead to a general collapse of civilization and worldwide anarchy, the extinction of the human race, and the evolution of sentient frogs to replace them. 
Better to stick with drive-by killings.