Ahh, its another day. Search Engines can all die. I give up. I didnt get on any yesterday, cause its too frustrating, and i had to do something else, or i wouldve freaked out. Now im sitting here in front of the screen trying to remember what it was that i wanted to say, when i was at work. dammit! Oh well, i guess this will be another useless update.
oh yeah. Yes, i know paradise lost isnt done. They have alot of lyrics! do you know how long it takes to type all that shit! I mean, come on people! i might not have a life, but i dont have that much time!
What are you like?
27.02.01
have you ever tried to register with a search engine? Do you have any idea how
much of a fucking PAIN in the ass it is? The bastards take you for a loop oh, go
here, now go here, now read this and Oh! you have to click this all the fucking
way over there. I actually tried to register with yahoo, but like, i couldnt
just enter my site, i had to navigate to every single little thing i wanted to
be listed for, and then click 'suggest a site', only it aint there. Those
bastards! And like, alta vista wants like 50 bucks or they might refuse to add
you to their index. What the fuck is that?!
Are you hot,
or just an ugly loser? Now's your chance to find out.
The Haunted
won the swedish grammy award for best hardrock/metal album with "The
Haunted Made me Do It". How cool is that?
thoughts
I fixed the page for the band
wallpapers, now the links actually work, and (even better) download a zip, so
itll be faster. I added two Morbid Angel wallpapers, as well.
There is a new image in the homegrown
section.
26.02.01
I don't really like to use AIM, but everyone I know uses it, so I guess I will have to as well. Personally
I prefer ICQ. Plus, I recently found a program that allows you to skin ICQ, just like Winamp.
Here is a link to download ICQ Plus, and a bunch of skins, as well.
If you are thinking about getting piss drunk and then driving home, then you should read this.
Do you smoke crack?
Check out some cool artwork,
a bit on the gory side
The Scum of the Earth
the dismal project
24.02.01
camping 2k1
21.02.01
A little boy asks his father what politics is. His father tries to explain. "Well, son," he says, "I go out into the world every day and make money - so imagine me as Capitalism. Your mother handles the budget for the house - so you could regard her as the Government. Your nanny, who looks after you and your baby brother, works very hard - so we will call her the Working Class. You are in the midst of all this - so consider yourself as the People. And your baby brother? Look on him as the Future."
That night the boy goes to bed pondering his father's words. In the middle of the night he is woken by his baby brother crying, clearly wanting to have his diaper changed. He goes into his parents' bedroom and sees his mother fast asleep. He is unable to rouse her.
He goes to the nanny's room and finds his father and the nanny making love. He tiptoes quietly out without being observed and goes back to bed.
At breakfast in the morning, the boy says to his father: "I was thinking about what you told me and I think I understand about politics now, dad." His gratified father looks up from his toast and asks, "Oh yes, how is that?" "Well," replies the boy, "Capitalism is screwing the Working Class. The Government is asleep. The People are being lied to and the Future is in deep shit."
19 things to do in the bathroom stall:
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I
borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily
function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the
toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper
and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am
I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt- cheeks
17. Before you unroll toilet paper,
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see
your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born
Free"
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to
a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There
are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must
have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus
and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
"Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense
of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle
finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?"
14.02.01
Do you feel the need to kill someone really badly, but don't
have the time to dispose of the body, or kill witnesses, and dispose of them? Then
this is for you
Are you one of those people who could sit searching thru the internet for hours, days, weeks...?
Well then STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!! Go here now!
Well then. I haven't really updated cause I've been working on a web page for a soccer team in
Neptune. Its one of those freebie sites, but it ain't half bad.
Um, I cant think of anything else.
Ok, how's this:
Blah
Happy freaking valentines day.
If you are a loser, and you need something to make love to, then how about these
07.02.01
I updated my wallpapers section to reflect the full size version of my newest
creation.
cd reviews (finally):
Amon Amarth - Sorrow Throughout the Nine Worlds
this is pretty damn good. If you are like me, then you likes 'Once Sent...' more than 'The Avenger' only because the feeling of epic-ness
wasn't as prominent on 'the Avenger'. Well, since 'Sorrow throughout...' is actually their first release, it has even more of that epic-ness to it. Yes! This kicks ass. Buy it today.
Gardenian - Sindustries
Interesting. Their are no guest vocals on this album, which means that Jim had to do them this time.
And....I'm impressed. he's actually got a pretty good voice. This album has a different feel to it than their previous attempts. The songs are structured better, they have more of a complete sound to them. Instead of the album sound like a bunch of songs, if feels like a bunch of different stories. (do you follow me?) this cd has more keyboards hidden amongst the guitar work, but they are also done very well, and do not take away from the guitars
themselves. Overall, this album shows Gardenian developing their style into that of a truly great one. This is definitely a band worth getting into
God Dethroned - The Grand Grimoire
What can I Say? Talented black/death metal in the satanic vein. Its pretty damn good. (Now, if only
I had some other albums by them to compare it to...)
Lacuna Coil - Unleashed Memories
this album is not quite as heavy as the 'HALFLife' e.p. was, but it is no less good. Take the polished, tight guitar style of the 'Halflife'
e.p., and mix it with slower, more progressive songs, a la 'In A Reverie' and you have this cd. Another good release.
Malevolent Creation - Envenomed
Another album from the boys, still retaining that disturbingly fast drum work. Pretty good. I'd compare it to their previous releases, but all
I have is some old stuff, (remember 'Sacrificial Annihilation'?) So it was different to me in many ways, but no less good.
Orphaned Land - El Norra Alila
This is pretty cool. Some of the songs are pretty tripped out with those traditional music influences creeping in, but even still, its pretty cool