this site contains visual, audio and/or textual representation of odd symptoms in the current human race, as well as scenes of un-necessary exploitation of the weak and the stupid. it is also a portal of unwanted and unneeded garbage spewing forth from the mouths of "questionable" youths, and probably should be dis-regarded totally, if it weren't for the fact that your cant help but be offended by the fact that you're a stupid fuck who cant take a joke. After all, isn't that what it's all about anyway? Also, by reading this, you hereby void and negate all opinions you may have had about anyone, or anything in the recant or distant past, or in the future as well. By reading this you agree to sell your own thoughts and memories to my own personal being, at no less that one one hundreth of a cent per thought, but not to exceed a total amount of over three (3) dollars and 72.345 cents, as that would be unlawful in some parts of the world, where child-labor laws differ, and we wouldnt want that. Also, on a final note, please regard all of the previous information as a legally-binding contract selling one's own mind, body and soul into a permanent form of "bondage" (we don't want to call it slavery, as that might be found "offensive") and be put to work in my cheese and dirt mines in the southern parts of the northern part of the country. Unless of course you are "mentally disabled" (cause calling you a retard might be found as "offensive") in which case you will be put to work in the offices performing management like duties in trying to help and improve the efficiency of programs important to social life, such as the department for proper assistance of licking stamps, and toad-stomping, unless of course you live in any rural area, in which case "toad" can be replaced with "squirrel", with exceptions made to mexico, where "toad" can be replaced with "badger".  in either case, unduly conduct will result in placement into the salt mines in kentucky. Unless, of course, you qualify to fulfill postman-like duties, with the exception that you will be forced to carry large water-cans full of non-alcoholic beer instead of guns. Also, please note that any infringements upon any of these rules will force me to unleash the mighty and awful computer "dogs" which in most cases will be sex crazed overweight midgets with eating disorders and badly deformed limbs, with usually a utensil in place of say, a finger, or even an entire arm. And you wouldn't want that, so I suggest you shut up, sit back and enjoy the humor. unless of course you're under house arrest for trying to steal candy from a baby, in which case youre pretty fucking stupid for getting caught, and should go here instead. Otherwise, you may proceed.
[the owner of this site takes no responsibility if any injuries to the head occur as a result of reading the pages within.  You know the risk]